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They say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.

corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

(via bigbootyno)

— 6 hours ago with 18064 notes

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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— 6 hours ago with 81148 notes
slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren 

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren 

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

(Source: thwomps, via bigbootyno)

— 6 hours ago with 21760 notes

jevvcy:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

(via zarrywho)

— 6 hours ago with 5699 notes

oliviatheelf:

I’ve been laughing for like 5 minuets. You don’t even understand. 

(Source: misscinemafanatic, via tamjarts)

— 6 hours ago with 14248 notes
addelburgh:

I’ll need to see some ID, sir.

addelburgh:

I’ll need to see some ID, sir.

(via bigbootyno)

— 6 hours ago with 14173 notes
brandnoose:

god is dead and we killed him

brandnoose:

god is dead and we killed him

(via zarrywho)

— 6 hours ago with 996 notes

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

(via fairyjessie)

— 7 hours ago with 27397 notes